Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK. Yes, period, you don’t see the need for any UNNESSECARY commas in your first INTRODUCTORY sentence. This is due to the fact that you enjoy being CONCISE and TO THE POINT about things which are not your FEELINGS. Things which are your absurd feelings are NOT SPOKEN ABOUT, because they EMBARASS you quite strongly.
You are in training to become a TECHNORIGINATOR, a career usually FAR ABOVE those of your CASTE, but you are very TALENTED with complex TECHNICAL DESIGNS and EXECUTING your conceptions into reality. These are a few examples of your HOBBIES, of which you have very little. Another activity you partake in, though you would not call it a HOBBY, is, well… Oh look, this is getting to be about your FEELINGS, which you do not DISCUSS. Especially the ones you do not have, like a PALECRUSH on a certain VIOLET. Having such an infatuation would be RIDICULOUS, and the only reason you would endeavor for a PALE RELATIONSHIP with a SEADWELLER would be for the protection their STATUS would provide…
…Moving on, you do not like to COMPLAIN, and thus find it rather SILLY that many others of your COLOR and lower do not like the current GOVERMENTAL SYSTEM. You’ve never seen anything wrong with it. You enjoy your PLACE in the grand scheme of things. Although, on occasion and entirely IN PRIVATE, you sometimes pretend at being a part of the ARISTOCRACY.
You’ve always found hoofbeasts to be MAJESTIC creatures, most likely due to your LUSUS, Aurthour, who is a PYGMY hoofbeast. You and he get along VERY WELL, and you only wish you could ADORN your HIVE with more depictions of the GALANT beings. But alas you don’t have the funds to buy such EXQUISITE works of art. Ah, well, more’s the pity. At least you’ll always have the INTERNET.
Your trollTag is creationsTorque, and you enjoy -t—>yping e%-t—>raordinarily like -t—>his.
Equius is also available for questioning now.
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